Dog Breeds That Did NOT Make It

(humor)

../pets/shihtzu.gif (7921 bytes)


Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

 

../pets/wontlisten.gif (3457 bytes)

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

 

../pets/skipluck.gif (2824 bytes)



Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work with you

Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

 

../pets/pawline.gif (2382 bytes)

Back to the Pet Pages

../pets/pawline.gif (2382 bytes)

Gayla's Garden 1997-2007  Celebrating 10 years on the World Wide Web  All rights reserved